luck loves me not tonight

ifellintopieces:

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caraaaaaa:stealtheskyline:kylerkrunkk:heart-means everything:trendsandmakebelieve-:himynameisemmy:jennyhero:bulletproofloneliness:omgitssofie:katieefiasco:-trophyeyes:ljhb:andrewgoldstein:

ashleypercipere:

Just to show it is POSSIBLE.

alltimespuffycullen:

—sarah—:

hellohatice:

thinkinphotographs:

deadpoetry:

albest:

Socially Awkward Situation #1:
You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait. 

Socially Awkward Situation #2:
Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’t calling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw. 

Socially Awkward Situation #3:
You sit down on a chair and it makes a fart-like noise. You attempt to make the noise several more times so that everyone knows you didn’t really fart. 

Socially Awkward Situation #4: 
You hold the door open for one person. Now you have to hold it for everyone behind them; if you let go, they’ll think you’re selfish and un-mannered. 

Socially Awkward Situation #5:
Talk to your date while eating. Accidentally spit a tiny bit of food onto them. 

Socially Awkward Situation #6:
“Excuse me, do you stock ________?” 
But they don’t work there. 

Socially Awkward Situation #7:
He goes in for a high-five. You go in for props. 

Socially Awkward Situation #8:
Walk into the washroom and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave. 

Socially Awkward Situation #9:
You check your phone because you have nothing to say to the conversation. 

Socially Awkward Situation #10:
Someone comes online; you say “hey”, they go offline. 

Socially Awkward Situation #11:
The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them. 

Socially Awkward Situation #12:
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance. 

Socially Awkward Situation #13:
You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper. 

Socially Awkward Situation #14:
You fart and sneeze at the same time.

wow i relate to all of this and it’f not even funny

scribbledinblue:

yourenotfunny:

sibbyymademyday:

insertakisshere:

twinkletwinklelittlegem:

mynamesamy:

kiss-and-tell:

we-say-summer:

believeinnarwhals:

shannonsayys:

msher:

(via justanordinaryboy)

scribbledinblue:

whowereallyare:

cakeiscoolio:

b4mf:

my favorite ok

BRB DYING

alltimespuffycullen:

allisonsays:

fyjackbarakat:

letsgetjagked:

fuckyeahjalex:

lovekyle:

briitalove:

*knocks on door*

*Lisa answers.*

Lisa; can i help you?

Fangirl; I’d like to talk to Alex.

Lisa; Alex isn’t home right now.

Fangirl; But i just saw him come inside.

Lisa; oh look he’s right there… *points behind fangirl*

*fangirl turns around*

Lisa; *slams her in the back of the head with a shovel* THIS IS MY HOUSE.

*Alex comes around the corner with and Ak47, mows down Fangirls.*

*Lisa burries them in backyard*

Alex; Six Feet Under The Fucking Ground Bitches.

Lisa; THIS IS MY HOUSE.

HAHAHA this made my night!

I AM SO SORRY GUYS! but this made me fucking laugh so hard. ‘six feet under the fucking ground bitches’ XDD sorry, i am. but you can’t deny you didn’t laugh.

hahahahahahahaha made my day<3 that girl was such a creeper she sounded like a jonas brothers 10 year old fan:l

HAHAHAHAHA. WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN?! [because they’re too nice. I know >.< Damn you Lisa and Alex and your nicenessness n_n]

hahah :’D

alltimespuffycullen:

kimberlyxo:

heybob:

twokidsonelovee:

pseudobohemian:

t0mriddle:

claudular:

yourbiggestfanalison:

supashleyxmarie:

a-reason-to-believe:

living-in-a-parade:

the shit you find on memegenerator omg

o m g. seriously crying right now

hahahaha, i love these so much!

aha im literally crying

oh my god

oh my god. i can’t

thisisemmastumblr:

jennyhero:

-tellmeyouloveme:

myreactiontoeverythingifear:

briitalove:

justdoesntmakeanysense:

justcometometonight:

:D

twitter.com/carlyhainer hah.

what’s yours? i’ll follow youu :)

twitter.com/Viva_La_Britta

follow me, i’ll follow back :)

twitter.com/madisonnnn

twitter.com/nicoleexmusicc

twitter.com/JennyHero

@itsemmabro

@KatieATL

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