luck loves me not tonight (This is what really happened.)

Text This is what really happened.

alltimespuffycullen:

allisonsays:

fyjackbarakat:

letsgetjagked:

fuckyeahjalex:

lovekyle:

briitalove:

*knocks on door*

*Lisa answers.*

Lisa; can i help you?

Fangirl; I’d like to talk to Alex.

Lisa; Alex isn’t home right now.

Fangirl; But i just saw him come inside.

Lisa; oh look he’s right there… *points behind fangirl*

*fangirl turns around*

Lisa; *slams her in the back of the head with a shovel* THIS IS MY HOUSE.

*Alex comes around the corner with and Ak47, mows down Fangirls.*

*Lisa burries them in backyard*

Alex; Six Feet Under The Fucking Ground Bitches.

Lisa; THIS IS MY HOUSE.

HAHAHA this made my night!

I AM SO SORRY GUYS! but this made me fucking laugh so hard. ‘six feet under the fucking ground bitches’ XDD sorry, i am. but you can’t deny you didn’t laugh.

hahahahahahahaha made my day<3 that girl was such a creeper she sounded like a jonas brothers 10 year old fan:l

HAHAHAHAHA. WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN?! [because they’re too nice. I know >.< Damn you Lisa and Alex and your nicenessness n_n]

hahah :’D